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<title>Discus Champion game!</title>
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<description><![CDATA[An addictive game of skill and timing, based on the famous athletic throwing event. Do you have what it take to break the current world record?<br /><br /><embed src="http://www.tamba-games.co.uk/kingsolomons/discus-champion.swf" align="center" quality="high"></embed><br /><a target="_blank" href="http://www.discuschampion.com">Play Discus Champion</a>]]></description>
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<dc:creator>willcheng</dc:creator>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 12:04:05 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Sniffing Some Gas</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<div align="center"><!--TBegin--><a href="http://funelixir.com/uploads/posts/2008-07/1215958746_sniffing-gas.jpg" onClick="return hs.expand(this)" ><img src="http://funelixir.com/uploads/posts/2008-07/thumbs/1215958746_sniffing-gas.jpg" style="border: none;" alt='Sniffing Some Gas' title='Sniffing Some Gas'  /></a><!--TEnd--><br /><br />Sniffing some gas might be funny sometimes.</div>]]></description>
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<dc:creator>GuRu</dc:creator>
<pubDate>Sun, 13 Jul 2008 17:19:05 +0300</pubDate>
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<title> Massive Mouth</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<div align="center"><embed flashvars="playerVars=showStats=yes|autoPlay=no|videoTitle=Massive%20Mouth" src="http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/1046191/massive_mouth.swf" width="400" height="348" wmode="transparent" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"> </embed><br /><br />I'm sure dentists gonna love to treat this person! no problem for retracting!</div>]]></description>
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<dc:creator>GuRu</dc:creator>
<pubDate>Sun, 13 Jul 2008 17:08:25 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Cool Illusion - Hand Pushing Face in Sand</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<div align="center"><!--TBegin--><a href="http://funelixir.com/uploads/posts/2008-07/1215957382_sand-sculpture.jpg" onClick="return hs.expand(this)" ><img src="http://funelixir.com/uploads/posts/2008-07/thumbs/1215957382_sand-sculpture.jpg" style="border: none;" alt='Cool Illusion - Hand Pushing Face in Sand' title='Cool Illusion - Hand Pushing Face in Sand'  /></a><!--TEnd--><br /><br />Checkout this great sand sculpture, I wish I could do stuff like this, best I ever got was the boobs.</div>]]></description>
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<dc:creator>GuRu</dc:creator>
<pubDate>Sun, 13 Jul 2008 16:56:18 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Cocktail Party</title>
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<description><![CDATA[A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was <br />approached by a man who asked advice on how to handle his ulcer.The doctor <br />mumbled some medical advice, then turned to the lawyer and asked, "How do you <br />handle the situation when you are asked for advice during a social <br />function?""Just send a bill for such advice" replied the lawyer.On the next <br />morning the doctor arrived at his surgery and issued the ulcer-stricken man a <br />$50 bill. That afternoon he received a $100 bill from the lawyer.]]></description>
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<dc:creator>GuRu</dc:creator>
<pubDate>Sun, 13 Jul 2008 16:52:08 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Funny House</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<div align="center"><!--TBegin--><a href="http://funelixir.com/uploads/posts/2008-07/1215957033_funny-house.jpg" onClick="return hs.expand(this)" ><img src="http://funelixir.com/uploads/posts/2008-07/thumbs/1215957033_funny-house.jpg" style="border: none;" alt='Funny House' title='Funny House'  /></a><!--TEnd--><br /><br />This house looks funny and has lot's of roofs.</div>]]></description>
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<dc:creator>GuRu</dc:creator>
<pubDate>Sun, 13 Jul 2008 16:50:04 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Sofa Bash</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Use your mouse to select the weapon and click quickly to destroy the sofa.<br /><br />http://www.sofabash.com]]></description>
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<dc:creator>willcheng</dc:creator>
<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 17:40:36 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Bill of Rights</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Two lawyers, Bob and Bill, were having a heated exchange during a trial. The judge asked both lawyers to approach the bench.<br /><br />"Your Honor," said Bob, "I objected because my distinguished colleague Bill was badgering the witness. It is obvious he has never heard of the Bill of Rights."<br /><br />"Rubbish!" snapped Bill. "I happen to know them by heart."<br /><br />Bob rolled his eyes in disbelief. "Do you now? Well, Bill, I have a hundred dollars that says you can't even tell me the first few words."   .............................]]></description>
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<dc:creator>GuRu</dc:creator>
<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jun 2008 04:25:56 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Tired Soldier</title>
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<dc:creator>GuRu</dc:creator>
<pubDate>Sun, 15 Jun 2008 19:35:08 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Don't drink</title>
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<dc:creator>GuRu</dc:creator>
<pubDate>Sun, 15 Jun 2008 19:31:45 +0300</pubDate>
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